#30: Always look on the bright side of the alley.

Morris probably has the eeriest demons.

#29: Squeal like a motorcycle.

Inspired by the fact that my sister had to drive my dad's enormous truck around all week. I imagine her looking at least this ridiculous.

#28: This bar's nuts.

#27: Deadhole has a terrible party scene.

This one is most relevant for those in the Pine Cone Curtain. And for those of you not in the Curtain, that means Whitworth University.

#26: Some refs would have called this a game-winning completion.

I want to have an Air Bud marathon.

#25: The friend zone works both ways.

This has nothing to do with my own recent endeavors.

#24: It's a perfectly legitimate strategy.

We all know someone who has never outgrown this. For me, it's my grandmother.

#23: It's not too often you get all this neatness in one location.

That's called nature!

#22: For the honor of Lord Stanley's Cup.

I wanted to make a more explicit "puck" pun.

#21: Maybe he can go to the academy next year.

So apparently there are dinosaurs in Deadhole now.

#20: Flo should serve them spitters.

Based on a real experience with Ellie at Shari's. It was this morning.

#19: Morris would never.

This is another that may get me into some unpleasantness with the Whitworthian. Oh well.

#18: Pistol Annie is just a son-of-a-gal.

It's also a band I didn't know about until today.

#17: Adele is having an incredible year.

As long as Melissa McCarthy wins for Best Supporting Actress...

#16: The mayor has aides.

Happy Mayor's Day.

#15: Think of the squirming sacks of flesh.

This week's strip is dedicated to Aurora Kay Johnson, my favorite squirming sack of flesh in the whole world.