#38: Bust out the Vitamin C.

I busted it out as I made this comic and it made it so much harderrr.

#37: He should be more respectful of the feline dead.

Men's Chorus is good for funny ideas.

#36: The most poorly-timed phlegm.

Of all the strips that The Whitworthian found too offensive to print, this is not one of them. Do they get that people are dying?

#35: Why can't we all just wear satchels?

This can't be considered offensive because I have a manpurse.

#34: Bro night.

Yo dog I heard you like westerns so we put a western in yo western

#33: The Cat Giant of Dead Man's Curve.

The walls look like bacon.

#32: Shapes of things.

#31: Fun with proper nouns.

#30: Always look on the bright side of the alley.

Morris probably has the eeriest demons.

#29: Squeal like a motorcycle.

Inspired by the fact that my sister had to drive my dad's enormous truck around all week. I imagine her looking at least this ridiculous.

#28: This bar's nuts.

#27: Deadhole has a terrible party scene.

This one is most relevant for those in the Pine Cone Curtain. And for those of you not in the Curtain, that means Whitworth University.

#26: Some refs would have called this a game-winning completion.

I want to have an Air Bud marathon.

#25: The friend zone works both ways.

This has nothing to do with my own recent endeavors.

#24: It's a perfectly legitimate strategy.

We all know someone who has never outgrown this. For me, it's my grandmother.

#23: It's not too often you get all this neatness in one location.

That's called nature!

#22: For the honor of Lord Stanley's Cup.

I wanted to make a more explicit "puck" pun.

#21: Maybe he can go to the academy next year.

So apparently there are dinosaurs in Deadhole now.

#20: Flo should serve them spitters.

Based on a real experience with Ellie at Shari's. It was this morning.

#19: Morris would never.

This is another that may get me into some unpleasantness with the Whitworthian. Oh well.