#28: This bar's nuts.

#27: Deadhole has a terrible party scene.

This one is most relevant for those in the Pine Cone Curtain. And for those of you not in the Curtain, that means Whitworth University.

#26: Some refs would have called this a game-winning completion.

I want to have an Air Bud marathon.

#25: The friend zone works both ways.

This has nothing to do with my own recent endeavors.

#24: It's a perfectly legitimate strategy.

We all know someone who has never outgrown this. For me, it's my grandmother.

#23: It's not too often you get all this neatness in one location.

That's called nature!

#22: For the honor of Lord Stanley's Cup.

I wanted to make a more explicit "puck" pun.