#14: This time it's a cat that may be thrown.

It's not Alex's fault. Poor cat.

#13: One can't even imagine the pressures of parenting a Dragonborn.

Of all my Deadholes, this is the one that I feel the fewest people will get.

#12: You've come a long way, baseball.

Go Rangers.

#11: Brian should get with the times.

I'm beginning to wonder if there is a single person in Deadhole who treats their work seriously.

#10: The majority of novelty train store owners are racist.

We've seen how they treat Natives; list in the comment section which race toward which you would like to see injustice done next!

#9: The majority of government employees are crooked.

And not just in Deadhole.

#8: Gun control is most certainly NOT how the West was won.

OMG it's a new Deadhole! Your Sundays once again have meaning!

But for real though go to church.