#12: You've come a long way, baseball.

Go Rangers.

#11: Brian should get with the times.

I'm beginning to wonder if there is a single person in Deadhole who treats their work seriously.

#10: The majority of novelty train store owners are racist.

We've seen how they treat Natives; list in the comment section which race toward which you would like to see injustice done next!

#9: The majority of government employees are crooked.

And not just in Deadhole.