#29: Squeal like a motorcycle.

Inspired by the fact that my sister had to drive my dad's enormous truck around all week. I imagine her looking at least this ridiculous.

#28: This bar's nuts.

#27: Deadhole has a terrible party scene.

This one is most relevant for those in the Pine Cone Curtain. And for those of you not in the Curtain, that means Whitworth University.